Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures https://djphmu41vf0fa.cloudfront.net/assets/ogma_logo.png https://ogmacomic.com Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures https://ogmacomic.com Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures takes you to a magical land filled with adventure, mysterious creatures, endless danger, and says "No thank you." While other adventurers journey onward towards dazzling sunsets, fame, and fortune, Orc and Gnome have set their sights toward more reasonably-lit horizons and getting paid on time. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 117: Delegation of Duty https://ogmacomic.com/comic/117 Mon, 11 Nov 19 00:00:00 +0000 We are prepared to beat this short joke thing dead. But that's okay - we have necromancers. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 116: Unprompted Promotion https://ogmacomic.com/comic/116 Fri, 08 Nov 19 00:00:00 +0000 With great power comes great mismanagement of funds and resources. Gnome's Journal Page 166: Just One Trick https://ogmacomic.com/journal/166 Wed, 06 Nov 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 115: The Saviour of Savings https://ogmacomic.com/comic/115 Mon, 04 Nov 19 00:00:00 +0000 Get down from there, Archer! You know what happened last time. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 114: Forming a Party https://ogmacomic.com/comic/114 Fri, 01 Nov 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Physician: I've consulted the charts, and it doesn't look good. It appears your body is made entirely of weaknesses! Gnome's Journal Page 165: The Addams Party https://ogmacomic.com/journal/165 Wed, 30 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 113: Suspicious Prospects https://ogmacomic.com/comic/113 Mon, 28 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Who knows what she's hiding in that barrel? Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 112: Beggars and Choosers https://ogmacomic.com/comic/112 Fri, 25 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Support your local performing arts centers. They don't have much else to live for. Gnome's Journal Page 164: Goblins: They're Just Like Us https://ogmacomic.com/journal/164 Wed, 23 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 111: Her Best https://ogmacomic.com/comic/111 Mon, 21 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Where does the honey end and the drool begin? Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 110: Friends from Work https://ogmacomic.com/comic/110 Fri, 18 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Get in the wagon, Gnome. We're going shopping! Gnome's Journal Page 163: Holding Hands https://ogmacomic.com/journal/163 Wed, 16 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 109: For me? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/109 Mon, 14 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Dwarves make excellent white elephant gifts at family functions. They do bite though. Look at all his teeth! You knew what you were getting. I mean, you didn't. But that's besides the point. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 108: Plus Two https://ogmacomic.com/comic/108 Fri, 11 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 +2 to gullibility, Orc! Always read the fine print. This joke was written by Nihlex, a member of <a href="https://discord.gg/CBAxhv3">the OGMA discord</a>! Gnome's Journal Page 162: An Inventory of Potions (Part Fifteen) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/162 Wed, 09 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 107: No Stupid Questions https://ogmacomic.com/comic/107 Mon, 07 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Soon after class was over, a horde of orcs marched upon a quiet, unsuspecting village. Rather quickly, the humans' terror gave way to bewilderment as the orcs started to line up in an orderly fashion. "We're here for the tiny boyfriends?" inquired the one leading the charge. "And the tiny girlfriends!" called a voice from the back. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 106: Irresponsible Experimentation https://ogmacomic.com/comic/106 Fri, 04 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 School is now closed due to health and safety concerns relating to the sudden increase of bananas. Will rebrand and reopen as a institute of higher learning for inept clowns. Registration to open in the fall. With that, ends chapter 3. We're going to do a few more one-off pages that will be a part of volume 1, before we delve into the next volume of the story - with new characters! Gnome's Journal Page 161: Chicken Soup https://ogmacomic.com/journal/161 Wed, 02 Oct 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 105: Fireworks https://ogmacomic.com/comic/105 Mon, 30 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Oh god he looks so much like a child in that sailor outfit... it's... it's not good! Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 104: Say Ittttt https://ogmacomic.com/comic/104 Fri, 27 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Is it happening? Is it happening now? QUICK MA WHERE'S MY POPCORN. Gnome's Journal Page 160: The Dangerous, Oversized Creature's Office https://ogmacomic.com/journal/160 Wed, 25 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 103: Will They? Won't They? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/103 Mon, 23 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 It's not I like you or anything... B-BAKA. I was forced to write this. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 102: Breakfast at Orc's https://ogmacomic.com/comic/102 Fri, 20 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Pancakes are just deep fried cake. Prove me wrong. Gnome's Journal Page 159: Bigger https://ogmacomic.com/journal/159 Wed, 18 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 101: Gimme gimme gimme https://ogmacomic.com/comic/101 Mon, 16 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 That, Gnome, was the sound of FREEDOM. <queue footage of bald eagle flying dubbed with the cry of a red tailed hawk> Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 100: Shut up, Nerd https://ogmacomic.com/comic/100 Fri, 13 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 When word got around of his mishap, the halflings sent Gnome a letter urging him to tender his resignation from their local softball league. Gnome's Journal Page 158: Aunt Scavenge https://ogmacomic.com/journal/158 Wed, 11 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 99: The Ultimate Weapon https://ogmacomic.com/comic/99 Mon, 09 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Regarding the title... Are we talking about science, or Orc riding a shark? Arielle refused to clarify. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 98: Eureka! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/98 Fri, 06 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Genius is often unrecognized at a young age. Wait. I'm an adult! Gnome's Journal Page 157: Unstoppable Force https://ogmacomic.com/journal/157 Wed, 04 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 97: Scientific Experiment https://ogmacomic.com/comic/97 Mon, 02 Sep 19 00:00:00 +0000 One data point simply isn't enough. Let's have another go. In order to follow the scientific method, the experiment must be repeatable. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 96: The Most https://ogmacomic.com/comic/96 Fri, 30 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Word got around on the playground, Orc has the best ups in town. You go up, but... you never come down. Gnome's Journal Page 156: Artificer Shopping Catalogue, Page 2 https://ogmacomic.com/journal/156 Wed, 28 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 95: Unexpected Hurdles https://ogmacomic.com/comic/95 Mon, 26 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 They're not trapped in here with us, we're trapped in here with them! Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 94: The Beginnings of a Plan https://ogmacomic.com/comic/94 Fri, 23 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 If there's one thing that Orc knows, it's that food deserves your full attention. Gnome's Journal Page 155: Bridge Safety https://ogmacomic.com/journal/155 Wed, 21 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 93: Full Contact Planning https://ogmacomic.com/comic/93 Mon, 19 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 It's a good thing I rarely draw Gnome with a nose, because I can't imagine Orc boob sweat smells all that great. I mean, unless you're into that sort of thing. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 92: A Clever Ruse https://ogmacomic.com/comic/92 Fri, 16 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Or is it? Gnome's Journal Page 154: Lootbugs https://ogmacomic.com/journal/154 Wed, 14 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 91: A Man in His Element https://ogmacomic.com/comic/91 Mon, 12 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 "Pressed against her in the tight confines of the cave's crevice she could feel his hot breath on her navel, he was so small but inspired such a big fire inside her-" This is not foreshadowing. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 90: Surprise Canine Assessment https://ogmacomic.com/comic/90 Fri, 09 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 We can't fight the children, but we can crush their hopes and dreams. Gnome's Journal Page 153: Dungeon Adoption https://ogmacomic.com/journal/153 Wed, 07 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 89: Last Minute Substitution https://ogmacomic.com/comic/89 Mon, 05 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Children, like dinosaurs, can only see movement. And smell fear. They can smell my GED from all the way over here. Gnome's Journal Page 152: Artificer Shopping Catalogue https://ogmacomic.com/journal/152 Fri, 02 Aug 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 88: Quick Thinking https://ogmacomic.com/comic/88 Wed, 31 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Mama Dragon's chicken curry recipe never truly washes out. Orc could find Gnome's cauldron in a pit full of dirty gnolls. Not that gnolls are all dirty. Just ones that especially are. Oh god. I swear we're not racists. We're totally fine with gnolls. Some of our best friends are gnolls! AND THEY SAID THIS JOKE WAS OKAY. Gnome's Journal Page 151: Shoe Shopping https://ogmacomic.com/journal/151 Mon, 29 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 150: Orc Child Care https://ogmacomic.com/journal/150 Fri, 26 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 87: Imposter https://ogmacomic.com/comic/87 Wed, 24 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Those improv classes at the Y have really been paying off! Gnome's Journal Page 149: Ocean Fray https://ogmacomic.com/journal/149 Mon, 22 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 148: A Trip to Plunderland https://ogmacomic.com/journal/148 Fri, 19 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 86: Fighting Children is Frowned Upon https://ogmacomic.com/comic/86 Wed, 17 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Relax. He'll take her to the underground child fighting ring after they've escaped. He's not a monster. Gnome's Journal Page 147: Sneaky https://ogmacomic.com/journal/147 Mon, 15 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 146: Subspecies of Gnoll https://ogmacomic.com/journal/146 Fri, 12 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 85: The Theft of a Beard https://ogmacomic.com/comic/85 Wed, 10 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 It's just like I says it 'appened, chief! They came in and tooks my beard. Said I isn't a man. Just a boy stealin' wigs, they did! Gnome's Journal Page 145: Early Development https://ogmacomic.com/journal/145 Mon, 08 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 144: Join the Squatters Guild https://ogmacomic.com/journal/144 Fri, 05 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 84: A Subtle Entrance https://ogmacomic.com/comic/84 Wed, 03 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 I did what you asked. Praise me little man! Praise me! Gnome's Journal Page 143: Candy Time https://ogmacomic.com/journal/143 Mon, 01 Jul 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 142: An Inventory of Potions (Part Fourteen) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/142 Fri, 28 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 83: Class Aspirations https://ogmacomic.com/comic/83 Wed, 26 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Unlike adventurer classes, social classes are distributed at birth and are extremely difficult to change. The only known dual-social-class individuals have all been royalty going through "that period" where they thought it deep and meaningful to disguise themselves as commoners for a spell. It never lasts very long. Gnome's Journal Page 141: Play Time https://ogmacomic.com/journal/141 Mon, 24 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 140: The Birth of a Cleric https://ogmacomic.com/journal/140 Fri, 21 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 82: Gnomish Subterfuge https://ogmacomic.com/comic/82 Wed, 19 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Flirting or Threatening: An in depth look at the courtship rituals of Orcs is less a book and more a series of flow charts. Most of which involve yes or no questions to asses your current situation and advise you on your next course of action. Nearly all of which advise that you run for your life. Gnome's Journal Page 139: Playing Card: Mr. Turtle Design https://ogmacomic.com/journal/139 Mon, 17 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 138: The Enchanting Personalities of Inanimate Objects https://ogmacomic.com/journal/138 Fri, 14 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 81: Back to School https://ogmacomic.com/comic/81 Wed, 12 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 The nightmare of graduates everywhere. Gnome's Journal Page 137: Playing Card: Tender Design https://ogmacomic.com/journal/137 Mon, 10 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 136: An Inventory of Potions (Part Thirteen) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/136 Fri, 07 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 80: Fashion Show https://ogmacomic.com/comic/80 Wed, 05 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Mr Turtle's line of side kick costumes and accessories will be featured this year at Milan's fashion week. Gnome's Journal Page 135: Playing Card: Gnome Design https://ogmacomic.com/journal/135 Mon, 03 Jun 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 134: Beware the Waterbear https://ogmacomic.com/journal/134 Fri, 31 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 79: Jurassic Mage https://ogmacomic.com/comic/79 Wed, 29 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 [IRS wants to know your location] Gnome's Journal Page 133: Hairy https://ogmacomic.com/journal/133 Mon, 27 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 132: The Law of the Sea https://ogmacomic.com/journal/132 Fri, 24 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 78: Mistakes Were Made https://ogmacomic.com/comic/78 Wed, 22 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 This was obvious to everyone else. Gnome's Journal Page 131: Snacktime https://ogmacomic.com/journal/131 Mon, 20 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 130: An Inventory of Potions (Part Twelve) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/130 Fri, 17 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 77: Shaving https://ogmacomic.com/comic/77 Wed, 15 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 *cue magical girl transformation soundtrack* Gnome's Journal Page 129: Weeding https://ogmacomic.com/journal/129 Mon, 13 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 128: Hot Singles in Your Area https://ogmacomic.com/journal/128 Fri, 10 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 76: Flirting for Fun https://ogmacomic.com/comic/76 Wed, 08 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 With great sentience comes a greater need for pants. Gnome's Journal Page 127: Can I Have This? https://ogmacomic.com/journal/127 Mon, 06 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 126: Playing Card: Orc Design https://ogmacomic.com/journal/126 Fri, 03 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 75: Pants https://ogmacomic.com/comic/75 Wed, 01 May 19 00:00:00 +0000 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the box. Gnome's Journal Page 125: Bears https://ogmacomic.com/journal/125 Mon, 29 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 124: The TEMP Guild: Advanced Member Ranks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/124 Fri, 26 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 74: Good Morning Orc https://ogmacomic.com/comic/74 Wed, 24 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Don't worry about the bird. He just suddenly decided to... sleep in. Gnome's Journal Page 123: Accidentally https://ogmacomic.com/journal/123 Mon, 22 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 122: The Temp Guild: Basic Member Ranks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/122 Fri, 19 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 73: Gnome Goes to School https://ogmacomic.com/comic/73 Wed, 17 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 This chapter is bananas. Gnome's Journal Page 121: Corkscrew https://ogmacomic.com/journal/121 Mon, 15 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 120: An Inventory of Potions (Part Eleven) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/120 Fri, 12 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 72: Words of Magic https://ogmacomic.com/comic/72 Wed, 10 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 That statue is oddly... familiar. Gnome's Journal Page 119: Game Night https://ogmacomic.com/journal/119 Mon, 08 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 118: More About Drakes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/118 Fri, 05 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 71: A Souvenir https://ogmacomic.com/comic/71 Wed, 03 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnomes and rich ducks are both highly skilled at swimming in loot. Gnome's Journal Page 117: Barbarians Against Badly Equipped Skanks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/117 Mon, 01 Apr 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 116: The Ministry of Property Adjustment https://ogmacomic.com/journal/116 Fri, 29 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 70: Quality Comedy https://ogmacomic.com/comic/70 Wed, 27 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 What's the matter Gnome? Giant cat... bird lady gotcha tongue? Gnome's Journal Page 115: A Bottle for Arielle's Birthday https://ogmacomic.com/journal/115 Mon, 25 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 You can find <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BvbphpiHVUH/">photos of the real thing here</a>, and <a href="https://instagram.com/null.jordan">The Artificer</a> is available for commissioned work in case any of you are interested. Gnome's Journal Page 114: The Struggles of a Houseless Haunt https://ogmacomic.com/journal/114 Fri, 22 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 69: A Legal Transaction https://ogmacomic.com/comic/69 Wed, 20 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome have taken to shaking those kobolds up and down and up again for hot loot maps. Gnome's Journal Page 113: For Whom the Barrel Rolls https://ogmacomic.com/journal/113 Mon, 18 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 112: Handling Cold Climates https://ogmacomic.com/journal/112 Fri, 15 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 68: Big Discounts https://ogmacomic.com/comic/68 Wed, 13 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Death is one answer. Permanent maiming of your local necromancer is another. Neither will save our precious Gnome. But one will make Orc feel better. And that's all anyone cares about. Gnome's Journal Page 111: Summoning https://ogmacomic.com/journal/111 Mon, 11 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 110: Beep https://ogmacomic.com/journal/110 Fri, 08 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 67: Stranger Things https://ogmacomic.com/comic/67 Wed, 06 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Mystery sludge is a fantastic moisturizer and only *mildly* mutates your cellular structure! Gnome's Journal Page 109: Geodes, Dude https://ogmacomic.com/journal/109 Mon, 04 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 108: Gargoyles of the Forgotten Hall https://ogmacomic.com/journal/108 Fri, 01 Mar 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 66: Its Course, Of Course https://ogmacomic.com/comic/66 Wed, 27 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 As a necromancer I solve my problems by waiting for them to die. Then bringing them back from the dead at family gatherings and inappropriate social functions. Gnome's Journal Page 107: Barrow Bonds https://ogmacomic.com/journal/107 Mon, 25 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 106: Beware the Dice https://ogmacomic.com/journal/106 Fri, 22 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 This one was actually inspired by a literal pile of amazing dice I bought from <a href="https://krakendice.com">Kraken Dice</a>. The ones pictured on this page are actually a paintover of the ones I received, each being cut from semiprecious stones, including amethysts, opalite, and lapis lazuli. They're not often in stock, but if you're interested, subscribing to their newsletter will give you a heads up when they're planning to release another batch. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 65: Alternative Healthcare https://ogmacomic.com/comic/65 Wed, 20 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 His parents hoped he'd grow up to be a podiatrist. Gnome's Journal Page 105: Unbreakable https://ogmacomic.com/journal/105 Mon, 18 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 104: Sphinx https://ogmacomic.com/journal/104 Fri, 15 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 The Sphinx is a curious case. Though it is widely accepted that sphinxes are impervious to any weapon or magics known across the expanse of the Empire, this fierce, ravenous beast adheres to a strict set of rules. Any soul with the misfortune of stumbling across her is given a test. Nowadays, survivors report being asked a riddle, but in the past a number of different tests seemed to be devised, including elaborate word searches, some magical puzzle known as a ‘sudoku’, and a three minute presentation on a topic of the victim’s own choosing. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 64: Kiss it Better https://ogmacomic.com/comic/64 Wed, 13 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Does she know mouth to mouth? Gnome's Journal Page 103: Valentine's Day Cards https://ogmacomic.com/journal/103 Mon, 11 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 102: Ware-Wolf https://ogmacomic.com/journal/102 Fri, 08 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 63: Easy Quests https://ogmacomic.com/comic/63 Wed, 06 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Where did she find Orc themed bandaids? Gnome's Journal Page 101: Lawrence https://ogmacomic.com/journal/101 Sun, 03 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 100: Wanted: Troll & Munky https://ogmacomic.com/journal/100 Fri, 01 Feb 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 62: A Job Well Done https://ogmacomic.com/comic/62 Wed, 30 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Calculus. He's going to teach her calculus. Gnome's Journal Page 99: Prison https://ogmacomic.com/journal/99 Mon, 28 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 98: An Inventory of Potions (Part Ten) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/98 Fri, 25 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 61: Talking Monkey https://ogmacomic.com/comic/61 Wed, 23 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 An adorable menace is still a menace. Gnome's Journal Page 97: Sweater https://ogmacomic.com/journal/97 Mon, 21 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 96: A Study of Sprites: The Union of Non-Consumable Entities https://ogmacomic.com/journal/96 Fri, 18 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 60: Interrupting Orc https://ogmacomic.com/comic/60 Wed, 16 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Don't worry, she'll wash it down with an expensive healing elixir next. Gnome's Journal Page 95: Making Friends https://ogmacomic.com/journal/95 Mon, 14 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 94: An Inventory of Potions (Part Nine) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/94 Fri, 11 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 [Top right] I've seen a few people use this sort of potion before, though I don't think I'd want to use it myself. Basically, you drink down the potion, and inevitably swallow one of the twenty-sided dice contained within. After nearly choking to death, you cough it up, watch it roll and come to a stop. The number that comes up will influence your luck until the next sunrise. Should you roll a 10 or higher, congratulations are in order! Depending on how high the roll, you may find a gold piece laying around, or perhaps you'll win big at cards. Rolling a 20 is something very special. Do this, and your life will be changed forever - perhaps you'll inherit a fortune from a long lost ancestor, or catch a noble's fancy. Now, if you roll a 9 or lower, then your luck will take a turn for the worse. From a 7 or greater, beware of furniture or doorframes, as stubbed toes are common. Lower still, and you might take ill. Roll a 1, and you might make an enemy of someone with real power. Now you're thinking - if it's got 20 sides, then there's no 0, right? Unfortunately not. It's widely considered rolling a 0, if you never manage to cough it up at all. [Bottom left] This one is particularly annoying. A bottle that will never break, but always spills. Hit it as hard as you want, and it will only crack or scratch the surface of the glass. Cork it tight, however, and you'll still end up with the contents all over your pants. Orc still thinks I can't control my bladder... Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 59: Unlicensed https://ogmacomic.com/comic/59 Wed, 09 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 All men are haunted by the elusive underboob. Gnome's Journal Page 93: Candy Currency https://ogmacomic.com/journal/93 Mon, 07 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 92: The Damsel's Guild https://ogmacomic.com/journal/92 Fri, 04 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 58: Decoys https://ogmacomic.com/comic/58 Wed, 02 Jan 19 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome will travel great distances, fight dangerous monsters, poke fun at death himself if it means getting out of paperwork. Gnome's Journal Page 91: Map Time! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/91 Mon, 31 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 90: Fake Coin Marketing Scams https://ogmacomic.com/journal/90 Fri, 28 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 89: Christmas Prisoner Exchange https://ogmacomic.com/journal/89 Tue, 25 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Merry Christmas! This special illustration is out a day earlier than the usual Wednesday updates, for obvious reasons. Regular programming will resume next week. Gnome's Journal Page 88: Mimic https://ogmacomic.com/journal/88 Mon, 24 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 87: Impounded https://ogmacomic.com/journal/87 Fri, 21 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 57: 9-1-1 https://ogmacomic.com/comic/57 Wed, 19 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Who you gunna call? Anyone covered by your homeowners insurance. Gnome's Journal Page 86: They're Mine! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/86 Mon, 17 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 85: Box Goblins https://ogmacomic.com/journal/85 Fri, 14 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 56: Adventurer Audit https://ogmacomic.com/comic/56 Wed, 12 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Which stat will increase my attractiveness to tiny nerds? Gnome's Journal Page 84: Unattended Minor https://ogmacomic.com/journal/84 Mon, 10 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 83: Crystal Demon Photography https://ogmacomic.com/journal/83 Fri, 07 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 55: The Only Thing You Can't Replace https://ogmacomic.com/comic/55 Wed, 05 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 The best way to avoid side quests is to kill everyone you meet. Also this page was 100% inspired by a John Mulaney bit. Gnome's Journal Page 82: Force Field https://ogmacomic.com/journal/82 Mon, 03 Dec 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 81: The Uncommon and Risky Business of Enslaving Orcs https://ogmacomic.com/journal/81 Fri, 30 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 54: Sentimental Value Only https://ogmacomic.com/comic/54 Wed, 28 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 On the weekends she goes by "Collar" ;3 Gnome's Journal Page 80: Ready for Bees? https://ogmacomic.com/journal/80 Mon, 26 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 79: The Adventures of Great Aunt Wander https://ogmacomic.com/journal/79 Fri, 23 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 53: Aggressive Healing https://ogmacomic.com/comic/53 Wed, 21 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Special delivery! *please don't kill me I'm just trying to help* Gnome's Journal Page 78: Bake a Cake https://ogmacomic.com/journal/78 Mon, 19 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 77: Orc's Uncle Porc https://ogmacomic.com/journal/77 Fri, 16 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 52: Et Tu Skell-te? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/52 Wed, 14 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Mr Skelly-Hand your betrayal was as obvious as it was inevitable. But it still hurt my feelings. Gnome's Journal Page 76: Added to Inventory https://ogmacomic.com/journal/76 Mon, 12 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 75: Genetic Variance Among Orcs https://ogmacomic.com/journal/75 Fri, 09 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 51: M for Magical https://ogmacomic.com/comic/51 Wed, 07 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 The pages contain the slam poetry of an ancient deity. Rumor has it that upon hearing it spoken aloud the listener will sprout an over-groomed beard and be doomed to try and fund a series of small scale start-ups. Gnome's Journal Page 74: A Knife! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/74 Mon, 05 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 73: Halloween Costumes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/73 Fri, 02 Nov 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 72: That's How It Works https://ogmacomic.com/journal/72 Wed, 31 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Happy Halloween! This week, since Halloween's fallen on a Wednesday, I made a little OGMA Halloween illustration for you folks. When Gnome puts on his Spongegnome Squaretrousers costume and gets a few spooky ales in him, he gets a little out of control. Regular programming will resume next week! For those of you viewing this on the home page of the website, hitting "Previous" will get you back into the story, and clicking on the Gnome's Journal banner below will get you more journal pages like this one! Gnome's Journal Page 71: Superior Pants https://ogmacomic.com/journal/71 Mon, 29 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 70: Candy Potions https://ogmacomic.com/journal/70 Fri, 26 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 50: Loot! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/50 Wed, 24 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Some girls just want to smash. Gnome's Journal Page 69: Gnome's Socks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/69 Mon, 22 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 68: The Wandering Tinkerfin https://ogmacomic.com/journal/68 Fri, 19 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 49: A Helping Hand https://ogmacomic.com/comic/49 Wed, 17 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 He's a strong independent Gnome that don't need no boops. Gnome's Journal Page 67: Cute Enough https://ogmacomic.com/journal/67 Mon, 15 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 66: Hint Tokens https://ogmacomic.com/journal/66 Fri, 12 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 48: Not Breaking Things https://ogmacomic.com/comic/48 Wed, 10 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 The final piece to this puzzle is being 4 inches taller. Gnome's Journal Page 65: Bag of Holding https://ogmacomic.com/journal/65 Mon, 08 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 64: An Inventory of Potions (Part Eight) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/64 Fri, 05 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Top left] Pickled Mana Faeries. A surprisingly tasty treat, if you can handle their tendency to squirm and complain. On top of that, just one full faerie will expand the size of your mana pool for a full day. They're really only a step away from being mana moths anyway. [Top right] The Pomegranate Grenade - throw it at an enemy and it will erupt in a flurry of bubbles and sparkles. Carrying a heavily fruity scent, it's sure to distract and harry them while you make your mistake [escape, but we decided to leave the typo]. Extremely useful - I used to have several of these, but they've been disappearing. I think Orc has been using them for her baths... I mean, she always comes out smelling suspiciously good. [Bottom right] Recently Orc joined a party that had a temporary opening, and left me to spend the day drinking with Mr. Turtle. When she got back, she planted this in front of me, with a big grin plastered across her face. She proudly declared that as her share of the loot, she claimed this "golden bear." She was sure it would make me happy, and that we'd be able to sell it for a fortune. I don't have the heart to tell her that it's just a fancy bottle of mediocre honey. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 47: No Breaking things https://ogmacomic.com/comic/47 Wed, 03 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc isn't the first hero to go mad with murderous rage at the sight of ceramic pottery. Gnome's Journal Page 63: The Orb of Destiny https://ogmacomic.com/journal/63 Mon, 01 Oct 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 62: Orc's Out for Today https://ogmacomic.com/journal/62 Fri, 28 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 46: But it Can Be https://ogmacomic.com/comic/46 Wed, 26 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 My trust was misplaced. Gnome's Journal Page 61: A Thoughtful Gift https://ogmacomic.com/journal/61 Mon, 24 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 60: Orcish Librarian https://ogmacomic.com/journal/60 Fri, 21 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 45: Work isn't Always Fun https://ogmacomic.com/comic/45 Wed, 19 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc's a professional. I trust her. Gnome's Journal Page 59: A Study of the Dungeon Industry: A Boon of Convenience https://ogmacomic.com/journal/59 Mon, 17 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 58: Search Queries https://ogmacomic.com/journal/58 Fri, 14 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 44: No Backsies https://ogmacomic.com/comic/44 Wed, 12 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Fun goes great with a light garlic sauce over bread. Gnome's Journal Page 57: Mr. Turtle's Inventory Inspection https://ogmacomic.com/journal/57 Mon, 10 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 56: The Beginnings of a Crippling Obsession https://ogmacomic.com/journal/56 Fri, 07 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 43: The Fun Kind of Death https://ogmacomic.com/comic/43 Wed, 05 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc was born fully formed bursting from her father's forehead... no. Wrong story. Gnome's Journal Page 55: Sleepwear https://ogmacomic.com/journal/55 Mon, 03 Sep 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 54: Things Orc Brings Me https://ogmacomic.com/journal/54 Fri, 31 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 42: And Sorry I Could Not Travel Both https://ogmacomic.com/comic/42 Wed, 29 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Anything you say. Just don't drop that hammer on my foot. Gnome's Journal Page 53: Organic Dungeons https://ogmacomic.com/journal/53 Mon, 27 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 52: A Closer Look at Orc's Hair https://ogmacomic.com/journal/52 Fri, 24 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 41: Two Roads Diverged in a Dungeon Dark https://ogmacomic.com/comic/41 Wed, 22 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Put that hand down Mr Turtle. You don't know where it's been. Gnome's Journal Page 51: A Study of the Dungeon Industry: Dungeon Bosses https://ogmacomic.com/journal/51 Mon, 20 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 50: Orc's Record of Events https://ogmacomic.com/journal/50 Fri, 17 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 40: No More Questions! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/40 Wed, 15 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 You said you were an alchemist and that mages are "Scientists who cheat" Gnome's Journal Page 49: Cupcakes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/49 Mon, 13 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 48: An Inventory of Potions (Part Seven) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/48 Fri, 10 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Top right] In our field of work, we often go into dark places, and sometimes an open torch isn't an option. While these are not strictly potions, they are bottle-based solutions we've been known to employ. One option is a large bottle of thick glass filled with clear water, in which the egg sack of a starlight fly is inserted while still soft. In the water, it grows solid quite rapidly. Once hard, it can easily crack against the side of the bottle, freeing the glowing nymphs inside and creating an obnoxious glow. [Bottom] A trapped candlesprite will grow dim while it sleeps, but while awake, its flame gradually burns through the cork imprisoning it. Also, the bottle will get quite hot, posing a serious hazard. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 39: Cheating https://ogmacomic.com/comic/39 Wed, 08 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Tender Tokens carry no gold value and are only redeemable at dungeons under level 15. Gnome's Journal Page 47: The Temp Guild: And Its Many Chickens https://ogmacomic.com/journal/47 Mon, 06 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 46: On the Subject of Dust Imps https://ogmacomic.com/journal/46 Fri, 03 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 38: Need a Hand? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/38 Wed, 01 Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 I've got a bone to (lock) pick with you... Gnome's Journal Page 45: The Temp Guild: A Guild is Born https://ogmacomic.com/journal/45 Mon, 30 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 44: An Inventory of Potions (Part Six) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/44 Fri, 27 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Top right] What a strange shape for a vial. I prefer big bottles, myself. [Top Left] We use this mixture of streamwater, mint and little bits of fluorite to rinse our mouths before we sleep. I suspect Orc sneaks candies in bed though... [Bottom left] I bought this at market. Thought it might be a nice gift for orc, for reasons that should be fairly obvious to anyone who knows her. I figured it was some sort of a snow-globe that would send little particles all aflutter when shaken. The more I look at it though, the more it seems like the little hammer is trying to... escape. How did it get there in the first place? Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 37: Orcish Fashion https://ogmacomic.com/comic/37 Wed, 25 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Fire is so hot right now. Gnome's Journal Page 43: The Temp Guild: About Tender https://ogmacomic.com/journal/43 Mon, 23 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 42: Of Flora and Fungi https://ogmacomic.com/journal/42 Fri, 20 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 36: Trailblazing is Prohibited https://ogmacomic.com/comic/36 Wed, 18 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Shoo, the nerds are playing puzzles. Gnome's Journal Page 41: The Temp Guild: Guild Hall and Tavern https://ogmacomic.com/journal/41 Mon, 16 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 40: On the Subject of Drakes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/40 Fri, 13 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 35: Keys of All Sorts https://ogmacomic.com/comic/35 Wed, 11 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc has a hammer and every problem is a nail. Gnome's Journal Page 39: An Inventory of Potions (Part Five) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/39 Mon, 09 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Top right] Today we start with a simple mana potion. The weird thing about these is the kind of bugs it tends to attract. It doesn't matter how well sealed the bottle is, these annoying little blue "mana moths" can always smell it out. Very irritating. [Bottom right, definitely not sriracha] A celebrated condiment only found in the Temp Guild Hall, Tender's Chicken Sauce can add a kick to any meal. It's made from a secret recipe and bottled in house with its distinctive green stopper. Strangely enough, the sauce is neither made using chicken, nor intended to be used on chicken. We're not really sure what chickens have to do with it. Perhaps Tender employs them to make the sauce? Will continue to investigate. Gnome's Journal Page 38: A Fastidious Gnoll Banker's Crucial Knickknacks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/38 Fri, 06 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 34: Options https://ogmacomic.com/comic/34 Wed, 04 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 We could also try flirtation, bribery and the crowd favorite... arson. Gnome's Journal Page 37: Orc Dentistry https://ogmacomic.com/journal/37 Mon, 02 Jul 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 36: Shared Accommodations https://ogmacomic.com/journal/36 Fri, 29 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 33: A Perfectly Normal Transaction https://ogmacomic.com/comic/33 Wed, 27 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Kobolds are actually very heavy and rarely get ups. They are also definitely.. maybe.. probably not dragons. Gnome's Journal Page 35: An Inventory of Potions (Part Four) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/35 Mon, 25 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Top left] This potion's pretty spooky, and not easy to find. I'm not yet sure of which ingredients are used in it, but I'm sure they're equally rare. This potion is a poison of sorts - consuming some unspecified amount will put you in a state so close to death that clerics and healers will not be able to tell, and the undead themselves will not be able to distinguish you from their own ranks. The correct dose will wear off in two sunrises, but be careful not to overdose. Though it does come with a generous refund policy, collecting can be difficult. [Bottom right] This one's great - and not just for the utterly unnecessary and expensive ornament on the top. Which won't come off. I've tried. Must be some kind of unicorn-based glue. Anyway, this option is for those of you with a picky palate, or anyone who needs to attend a banquet catered by their mother in law. It is well known that mother in laws are incapable of cooking well. One drop of this concoction will make anything that touches your tongue taste like your absolute favourite food. Truly! I didn't believe it at first - and then I nearly chipped my teeth trying to eat rocks off the ground. Fantastic! Gnome's Journal Page 34: The Unconventional Courtship of Gribble and Veishet https://ogmacomic.com/journal/34 Fri, 22 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 32: Summoning https://ogmacomic.com/comic/32 Wed, 20 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 That is the sound of a kobold who loves his job. Gnome's Journal Page 33: An Anatomical Comparison of Orcs and Elves https://ogmacomic.com/journal/33 Mon, 18 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 32: His Name Was Chugg https://ogmacomic.com/journal/32 Fri, 15 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 31: Bag Full of Offerings https://ogmacomic.com/comic/31 Wed, 13 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc lady say what now? Gnome's Journal Page 31: An Inventory of Potions (Part Three) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/31 Mon, 11 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Heart-shaped bottle, top left] Orc is weirdly lucky. One day she was trundling through a stream, splashing about like a child (as she does), and she came across this lovely (and nearly full) greater health potion. While many young and inexperienced imbeciles [crossed out] adventurers will assume these to be commonplace, they're not by any stretch. You can find some basic potions to mend your scrapes and disinfect cuts in most markets, but those elven-made knockoffs won't do anything for a broken bone, or a proper stab wound. This bottle on its own has enough elixir to bring my idiot back from the brink at least half a dozen times. Maybe more! [Yellow-green potion, bottom left] I was excited when I stumbled upon this one, thinking it a potent poison. Turns out it was a basic, but effective, mosquito repellant. Considering the size of mosquitos in some of the places we visit, it wasn't an entirely disappointing purchase. [Pink, triangular bottle, bottom right] On top of the cork being stuck so tightly that I could only test its contents by licking at the fluid that pooled underneath from the bottle's many cracks, it turned out this potion puts the subject in an unnaturally good mood for hours. Truly horrendous. Gnome's Journal Page 30: His Name was Gurt https://ogmacomic.com/journal/30 Fri, 08 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 30: Lost https://ogmacomic.com/comic/30 Wed, 06 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Shifting sands don't make for distinct or consistent landmarks. Gnome's Journal Page 29: A Study of the Dungeon Industry (Part Two) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/29 Mon, 04 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 28: The Melon District of People Town https://ogmacomic.com/journal/28 Fri, 01 Jun 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 29: What You Own https://ogmacomic.com/comic/29 Wed, 30 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome forgot to explain to Mr Turtle that he is going to have to pay for things. Gnome's Journal Page 27: An Inventory of Potions (Part Two) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/27 Mon, 28 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 [Bottle with the mer creature, top right] I found this one in a dungeon expedition. We were clearing the place for a lord... or a baron... or maybe just some rich fellow who thought too highly of himself. But I stumbled upon a side room that could only be accessed from a tiny passage I found behind two loose bricks. Only I could fit, it was almost like it was meant for me. The haul wasn't great, just a fancy box that contained this bottle. I don't know how the little creature inside has survived this long, but it is very hissy, and rather mean. [Jar on the bottom right] This one was too expensive to buy, but it was pretty. Merchant said it contained dragon mucus. Very potent. [Long necked bottle on the bottom left] I found this one empty in the gutter. It deserved better, with its graceful neck and big, voluptuous bowl. I brewed for it a poison of nightshade berries, with overripe peaches to taste. Even a poisoning should be a pleasant experience, I think. Gnome's Journal Page 26: A Study of the Dungeon Industry (Part One) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/26 Fri, 25 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 28: Inadequate Child Care https://ogmacomic.com/comic/28 Wed, 23 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Please, call me Turtle. Mr Turtle was my father. Gnome's Journal Page 25: An Inventory of Potions (Part One) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/25 Mon, 21 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Every town has a market, and every market has an alchemist. As a form of research, I purchase any unique potions I can lay my hands upon. Needless to say, the glorified merchants rarely know much about the wares they sell, and mislabel them frequently. In order to catalogue them correctly, I must taste their contents and observe their effects. This is quite dangerous, and must be done with care. [The phallic vial on the top] The vial's shape is rather unpleasantly suggestive. The contents taste of overripe raspberries, A dab of the fluid on my tongue burned at first. I woke up hours later, and Orc was blushing and would not say why. [The spherical bottle on the bottom right] Tastes of blue. I went blind for a week. Remarkably, that is exactly what the merchant had claimed. [The squarish bottle on the bottom left] When applied to skin, it increases the rate at which hair grows considerably. Very useful for those days when Orc's antics result in my eyebrows being singed off. Gnome's Journal Page 24: The Imperial Postal Service https://ogmacomic.com/journal/24 Fri, 18 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 27: Breakfast at Tender's https://ogmacomic.com/comic/27 Tue, 15 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 The dwarf said that the answer to Mr Turtle's identity crisis was at the bottom of a mug filled with a strange honey colored liquid. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 26: The Next Job https://ogmacomic.com/comic/26 Tue, 15 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Tender is too busy looking for his missing chicken to hand out jobs right now. You'll just have to check the local boards for something. Gnome's Journal Page 23: Another Orc Portrait https://ogmacomic.com/journal/23 Mon, 14 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 This was a fun little activity - I painted a portrait of Arielle (the one who writes all the funnies here) and then turned her into Orc. <a href="https://youtu.be/-azz5q6N45Y">I even recorded it</a>! Gnome's Journal Page 22: Backpack Logistics https://ogmacomic.com/journal/22 Fri, 11 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 21: A Day at the Beach https://ogmacomic.com/journal/21 Mon, 07 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 20: The Great Orc Detour https://ogmacomic.com/journal/20 Fri, 04 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 25: Looking for Treasure? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/25 Tue, 01 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Only the desperate use boards to post jobs. Only the insane take those jobs. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 24: Dungeon Flippers https://ogmacomic.com/comic/24 Tue, 01 May 18 00:00:00 +0000 Maybe if we pretend nothing is wrong I wont have to do anything about it. Gnome's Journal Page 19: Free Jokes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/19 Mon, 30 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 18: There's Something About Turtle https://ogmacomic.com/journal/18 Fri, 27 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 17: On the Subject of Bridges https://ogmacomic.com/journal/17 Mon, 23 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 16: Items Found on a Common Kobold https://ogmacomic.com/journal/16 Fri, 20 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 15: Kitten Coat https://ogmacomic.com/journal/15 Mon, 16 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 23: Not Getting Paid https://ogmacomic.com/comic/23 Sun, 15 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 On the other hand, if Tender's chicken got hurt in a bog they'd be facing death instead of wage garnishments. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 22: Where's the Package? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/22 Sun, 15 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 You had one job. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 21: Bog with a Frog https://ogmacomic.com/comic/21 Sun, 15 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Pumpkin spice witch huts available this fall. Get yours today! Gnome's Journal Page 14: So Much Storage https://ogmacomic.com/journal/14 Fri, 13 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 13: Orc Has Hobbies Too! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/13 Mon, 09 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 12: Various Things Found on an Orc Barbarian https://ogmacomic.com/journal/12 Fri, 06 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 11: A Travelling Alchemist's Required Tools and Trinkets https://ogmacomic.com/journal/11 Mon, 02 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 20: Tastes Like Bog https://ogmacomic.com/comic/20 Sun, 01 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Bogs and fens both have deposits of peat in them. However, bog water is more acidic than fen water as fens have greater water exchange from small rivers or ground water. This joke is supported by science. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 19: Kobold Cartography https://ogmacomic.com/comic/19 Sun, 01 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 He's doing his best. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 18: Negligent Nomenclature https://ogmacomic.com/comic/18 Sun, 01 Apr 18 00:00:00 +0000 Mr. Turtle hugs are the best hugs. Gnome's Journal Page 10: The Ministry of Frog https://ogmacomic.com/journal/10 Fri, 30 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 09: A Bit of Traditional Painting for Once https://ogmacomic.com/journal/9 Mon, 26 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 08: Struggling with Sapience https://ogmacomic.com/journal/8 Fri, 23 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 07: The Naming of Wells https://ogmacomic.com/journal/7 Mon, 19 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 06: People, Places, and Things https://ogmacomic.com/journal/6 Fri, 16 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 17: For You! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/17 Thu, 15 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 "Does your book have a plant called chokegnome?" "No, but it sounds interesting. what does it do?" "Gurgle mostly." Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 16: Crazy Like Me https://ogmacomic.com/comic/16 Thu, 15 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Mr. Turtle the Tortoise sat up. It was then that he realized he was sitting up. "Well that's interesting," he remarked. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 15: A Funny Prank https://ogmacomic.com/comic/15 Thu, 15 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 That would look great over a fireplace. Gnome's Journal Page 05: Raccoon Conspiracy https://ogmacomic.com/journal/5 Mon, 12 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 04: The Denizens of the Enchanted Forest https://ogmacomic.com/journal/4 Fri, 09 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 03: On the Subject of Kobolds https://ogmacomic.com/journal/3 Mon, 05 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Gnome's Journal Page 02: Stop touching my stuff https://ogmacomic.com/journal/2 Fri, 02 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 14: Playing With Toys https://ogmacomic.com/comic/14 Thu, 01 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his explosions. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 13: Gator Wranglin' https://ogmacomic.com/comic/13 Thu, 01 Mar 18 00:00:00 +0000 She's really not handling this. But I'm not going to be the one to tell her. Gnome's Journal Page 01: Smile for the Camera https://ogmacomic.com/journal/1 Mon, 26 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 12: Basic Adventuring Skills https://ogmacomic.com/comic/12 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 She's a fighter not a geographer! Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 11: Fondling Bottles https://ogmacomic.com/comic/11 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 At least Mr. Tortoise is wearing protection. ..Get it? Because he's got a shell? No? God damnit. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 10: I can help? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/10 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Look, there she goes Our lady of green, silver, and gold Her jokes are so lewd I'm blushing too My goodness she's cute and funny to boot I mean... the middle doesn't actually rhyme. But do you think she'll like it? I hope she does... Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 09: The-The Guild https://ogmacomic.com/comic/9 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 I once asked Tender to keep his chickens outside for health and safety reasons. He made me sleep in the coop for a week. I still find feathers in my things. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 08: Playing https://ogmacomic.com/comic/8 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Excerpt from: How to Avoid an Orc Rampage Orcs by nature are a rather large and violent people. Some theorize that their great ancestors once stubbed their toe on a peice of furniture and swore vengence on all man made structures. There is also the school of thought that Orcs are giant claustrophobes and destroy buildings as a way to avoid their fears. This however fails to explain the destruction of bridges, chairs, fences and other non wall based structures. Whatever the case may be Orcs break things. Many things. Large or small. It is our advice to you, should you encounter an Orc that you- Oh dear. Looks like the rest of the book was destroyed. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 07: I'm Keeping This https://ogmacomic.com/comic/7 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 You'd think being so much closer to the ground world make him more observant. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 06: Hoarders https://ogmacomic.com/comic/6 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Everything's a riddle with those scaly, bat-winged jerks, and sometimes they just won't even bother at all. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 05: I Think She Likes You https://ogmacomic.com/comic/5 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Q: How many chickens are in this story exactly? A: However many it takes to make you laugh. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 04: Extra Muscle https://ogmacomic.com/comic/4 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 You may want to reconsider. I don't think Gnome comes with any kind of warranty, and you're clearly going to need one. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 03: Ring for Service https://ogmacomic.com/comic/3 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 It's probably just beer. Let me check the script. papers rustle Uh oh. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 02: The Temp Guild https://ogmacomic.com/comic/2 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 "Dear diary, Today I fell victim to basic economic principles." I still can't believe you want me to narrate for a Gnome. At least the exposition looks nice. Was he really chased by a bear? Oh... right. We get to that later. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 01: So the Story Begins https://ogmacomic.com/comic/1 Wed, 14 Feb 18 00:00:00 +0000 Like all grand adventures, this one begins in a tavern, with a tankard of ale. But it had better not be grand - Gnome would absolutely hate that.