Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures https://djphmu41vf0fa.cloudfront.net/assets/ogma_logo.png https://ogmacomic.com Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures takes you to a magical land filled with adventure, mysterious creatures, endless danger, and says "No thank you." While other adventurers journey onward towards dazzling sunsets, fame, and fortune, Orc and Gnome have set their sights toward more reasonably-lit horizons and getting paid on time. Gnome's Journal Page 77: Orc's Uncle Porc https://ogmacomic.com/journal/77 2018-11-16 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 52: Et Tu Skell-te? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/52 2018-11-14 Mr Skelly-Hand your betrayal was as obvious as it was inevitable. But it still hurt my feelings. Gnome's Journal Page 76: Added to Inventory https://ogmacomic.com/journal/76 2018-11-12 Gnome's Journal Page 75: Genetic Variance Among Orcs https://ogmacomic.com/journal/75 2018-11-09 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 51: M for Magical https://ogmacomic.com/comic/51 2018-11-07 The pages contain the slam poetry of an ancient deity. Rumor has it that upon hearing it spoken aloud the listener will sprout an over-groomed beard and be doomed to try and fund a series of small scale start-ups. Gnome's Journal Page 74: A Knife! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/74 2018-11-05 Gnome's Journal Page 73: Halloween Costumes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/73 2018-11-02 Gnome's Journal Page 72: That's How It Works https://ogmacomic.com/journal/72 2018-10-31 Happy Halloween! This week, since Halloween's fallen on a Wednesday, I made a little OGMA Halloween illustration for you folks. When Gnome puts on his Spongegnome Squaretrousers costume and gets a few spooky ales in him, he gets a little out of control. Regular programming will resume next week! For those of you viewing this on the home page of the website, hitting "Previous" will get you back into the story, and clicking on the Gnome's Journal banner below will get you more journal pages like this one! Gnome's Journal Page 71: Superior Pants https://ogmacomic.com/journal/71 2018-10-29 Gnome's Journal Page 70: Candy Potions https://ogmacomic.com/journal/70 2018-10-26 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 50: Loot! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/50 2018-10-24 Some girls just want to smash. Gnome's Journal Page 69: Gnome's Socks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/69 2018-10-22 Gnome's Journal Page 68: The Wandering Tinkerfin https://ogmacomic.com/journal/68 2018-10-19 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 49: A Helping Hand https://ogmacomic.com/comic/49 2018-10-17 He's a strong independent Gnome that don't need no boops. Gnome's Journal Page 67: Cute Enough https://ogmacomic.com/journal/67 2018-10-15 Gnome's Journal Page 66: Hint Tokens https://ogmacomic.com/journal/66 2018-10-12 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 48: Not Breaking Things https://ogmacomic.com/comic/48 2018-10-10 The final piece to this puzzle is being 4 inches taller. Gnome's Journal Page 65: Bag of Holding https://ogmacomic.com/journal/65 2018-10-08 Gnome's Journal Page 64: An Inventory of Potions (Part Eight) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/64 2018-10-05 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 47: No Breaking things https://ogmacomic.com/comic/47 2018-10-03 Orc isn't the first hero to go mad with murderous rage at the sight of ceramic pottery. Gnome's Journal Page 63: The Orb of Destiny https://ogmacomic.com/journal/63 2018-10-01 Gnome's Journal Page 62: Orc's Out for Today https://ogmacomic.com/journal/62 2018-09-28 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 46: But it Can Be https://ogmacomic.com/comic/46 2018-09-26 My trust was misplaced. Gnome's Journal Page 61: A Thoughtful Gift https://ogmacomic.com/journal/61 2018-09-24 Gnome's Journal Page 60: Orcish Librarian https://ogmacomic.com/journal/60 2018-09-21 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 45: Work isn't Always Fun https://ogmacomic.com/comic/45 2018-09-19 Orc's a professional. I trust her. Gnome's Journal Page 59: A Study of the Dungeon Industry: A Boon of Convenience https://ogmacomic.com/journal/59 2018-09-17 Gnome's Journal Page 58: Search Queries https://ogmacomic.com/journal/58 2018-09-14 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 44: No Backsies https://ogmacomic.com/comic/44 2018-09-12 Fun goes great with a light garlic sauce over bread. Gnome's Journal Page 57: Mr. Turtle's Inventory Inspection https://ogmacomic.com/journal/57 2018-09-10 Gnome's Journal Page 56: The Beginnings of a Crippling Obsession https://ogmacomic.com/journal/56 2018-09-07 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 43: The Fun Kind of Death https://ogmacomic.com/comic/43 2018-09-05 Orc was born fully formed bursting from her father's forehead... no. Wrong story. Gnome's Journal Page 55: Sleepwear https://ogmacomic.com/journal/55 2018-09-03 Gnome's Journal Page 54: Things Orc Brings Me https://ogmacomic.com/journal/54 2018-08-31 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 42: And Sorry I Could Not Travel Both https://ogmacomic.com/comic/42 2018-08-29 Anything you say. Just don't drop that hammer on my foot. Gnome's Journal Page 53: Organic Dungeons https://ogmacomic.com/journal/53 2018-08-27 Gnome's Journal Page 52: A Closer Look at Orc's Hair https://ogmacomic.com/journal/52 2018-08-24 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 41: Two Roads Diverged in a Dungeon Dark https://ogmacomic.com/comic/41 2018-08-22 Put that hand down Mr Turtle. You don't know where it's been. Gnome's Journal Page 51: A Study of the Dungeon Industry: Dungeon Bosses https://ogmacomic.com/journal/51 2018-08-20 Gnome's Journal Page 50: Orc's Record of Events https://ogmacomic.com/journal/50 2018-08-17 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 40: No More Questions! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/40 2018-08-15 You said you were an alchemist and that mages are "Scientists who cheat" Gnome's Journal Page 49: Cupcakes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/49 2018-08-13 Gnome's Journal Page 48: An Inventory of Potions (Part Seven) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/48 2018-08-10 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 39: Cheating https://ogmacomic.com/comic/39 2018-08-08 Tender Tokens carry no gold value and are only redeemable at dungeons under level 15. Gnome's Journal Page 47: The Temp Guild: And Its Many Chickens https://ogmacomic.com/journal/47 2018-08-06 Gnome's Journal Page 46: On the Subject of Dust Imps https://ogmacomic.com/journal/46 2018-08-03 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 38: Need a Hand? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/38 2018-08-01 I've got a bone to (lock) pick with you... Gnome's Journal Page 45: The Temp Guild: A Guild is Born https://ogmacomic.com/journal/45 2018-07-30 Gnome's Journal Page 44: An Inventory of Potions (Part Six) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/44 2018-07-27 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 37: Orcish Fashion https://ogmacomic.com/comic/37 2018-07-25 Fire is so hot right now. Gnome's Journal Page 43: The Temp Guild: About Tender https://ogmacomic.com/journal/43 2018-07-23 Gnome's Journal Page 42: Of Flora and Fungi https://ogmacomic.com/journal/42 2018-07-20 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 36: Trailblazing is Prohibited https://ogmacomic.com/comic/36 2018-07-18 Shoo, the nerds are playing puzzles. Gnome's Journal Page 41: The Temp Guild: Guild Hall and Tavern https://ogmacomic.com/journal/41 2018-07-16 Gnome's Journal Page 40: On the Subject of Drakes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/40 2018-07-13 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 35: Keys of All Sorts https://ogmacomic.com/comic/35 2018-07-11 Orc has a hammer and every problem is a nail. Gnome's Journal Page 39: An Inventory of Potions (Part Five) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/39 2018-07-09 Gnome's Journal Page 38: A Fastidious Gnoll Banker's Crucial Knickknacks https://ogmacomic.com/journal/38 2018-07-06 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 34: Options https://ogmacomic.com/comic/34 2018-07-04 We could also try flirtation, bribery and the crowd favorite... arson. Gnome's Journal Page 37: Orc Dentistry https://ogmacomic.com/journal/37 2018-07-02 Gnome's Journal Page 36: Shared Accommodations https://ogmacomic.com/journal/36 2018-06-29 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 33: A Perfectly Normal Transaction https://ogmacomic.com/comic/33 2018-06-27 Kobolds are actually very heavy and rarely get ups. They are also definitely.. maybe.. probably not dragons. Gnome's Journal Page 35: An Inventory of Potions (Part Four) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/35 2018-06-25 Gnome's Journal Page 34: The Unconventional Courtship of Gribble and Veishet https://ogmacomic.com/journal/34 2018-06-22 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 32: Summoning https://ogmacomic.com/comic/32 2018-06-20 That is the sound of a kobold who loves his job. Gnome's Journal Page 33: An Anatomical Comparison of Orcs and Elves https://ogmacomic.com/journal/33 2018-06-18 Gnome's Journal Page 32: His Name Was Chugg https://ogmacomic.com/journal/32 2018-06-15 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 31: Bag Full of Offerings https://ogmacomic.com/comic/31 2018-06-13 Orc lady say what now? Gnome's Journal Page 31: An Inventory of Potions (Part Three) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/31 2018-06-11 Gnome's Journal Page 30: His Name was Gurt https://ogmacomic.com/journal/30 2018-06-08 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 30: Lost https://ogmacomic.com/comic/30 2018-06-06 Shifting sands don't make for distinct or consistent landmarks. Gnome's Journal Page 29: A Study of the Dungeon Industry (Part Two) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/29 2018-06-04 Gnome's Journal Page 28: The Melon District of People Town https://ogmacomic.com/journal/28 2018-06-01 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 29: What You Own https://ogmacomic.com/comic/29 2018-05-30 Gnome forgot to explain to Mr Turtle that he is going to have to pay for things. Gnome's Journal Page 27: An Inventory of Potions (Part Two) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/27 2018-05-28 Gnome's Journal Page 26: A Study of the Dungeon Industry (Part One) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/26 2018-05-25 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 28: Inadequate Child Care https://ogmacomic.com/comic/28 2018-05-23 Please, call me Turtle. Mr Turtle was my father. Gnome's Journal Page 25: An Inventory of Potions (Part One) https://ogmacomic.com/journal/25 2018-05-21 Gnome's Journal Page 24: The Imperial Postal Service https://ogmacomic.com/journal/24 2018-05-18 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 27: Breakfast at Tender's https://ogmacomic.com/comic/27 2018-05-15 The dwarf said that the answer to Mr Turtle's identity crisis was at the bottom of a mug filled with a strange honey colored liquid. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 26: The Next Job https://ogmacomic.com/comic/26 2018-05-15 Tender is too busy looking for his missing chicken to hand out jobs right now. You'll just have to check the local boards for something. Gnome's Journal Page 23: Another Orc Portrait https://ogmacomic.com/journal/23 2018-05-14 This was a fun little activity - I painted a portrait of Arielle (the one who writes all the funnies here) and then turned her into Orc. I even recorded it! Gnome's Journal Page 22: Backpack Logistics https://ogmacomic.com/journal/22 2018-05-11 Gnome's Journal Page 21: A Day at the Beach https://ogmacomic.com/journal/21 2018-05-07 Gnome's Journal Page 20: The Great Orc Detour https://ogmacomic.com/journal/20 2018-05-04 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 25: Looking for Treasure? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/25 2018-05-01 Only the desperate use boards to post jobs. Only the insane take those jobs. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 24: Dungeon Flippers https://ogmacomic.com/comic/24 2018-05-01 Maybe if we pretend nothing is wrong I wont have to do anything about it. Gnome's Journal Page 19: Free Jokes https://ogmacomic.com/journal/19 2018-04-30 Gnome's Journal Page 18: There's Something About Turtle https://ogmacomic.com/journal/18 2018-04-27 Gnome's Journal Page 17: On the Subject of Bridges https://ogmacomic.com/journal/17 2018-04-23 Gnome's Journal Page 16: Items Found on a Common Kobold https://ogmacomic.com/journal/16 2018-04-20 Gnome's Journal Page 15: Kitten Coat https://ogmacomic.com/journal/15 2018-04-16 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 23: Not Getting Paid https://ogmacomic.com/comic/23 2018-04-15 On the other hand, if Tender's chicken got hurt in a bog they'd be facing death instead of wage garnishments. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 22: Where's the Package? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/22 2018-04-15 You had one job. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 21: Bog with a Frog https://ogmacomic.com/comic/21 2018-04-15 Pumpkin spice witch huts available this fall. Get yours today! Gnome's Journal Page 14: So Much Storage https://ogmacomic.com/journal/14 2018-04-13 Gnome's Journal Page 13: Orc Has Hobbies Too! https://ogmacomic.com/journal/13 2018-04-09 Gnome's Journal Page 12: Various Things Found on an Orc Barbarian https://ogmacomic.com/journal/12 2018-04-06 Gnome's Journal Page 11: A Travelling Alchemist's Required Tools and Trinkets https://ogmacomic.com/journal/11 2018-04-02 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 20: Tastes Like Bog https://ogmacomic.com/comic/20 2018-04-01 Bogs and fens both have deposits of peat in them. However, bog water is more acidic than fen water as fens have greater water exchange from small rivers or ground water. This joke is supported by science. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 19: Kobold Cartography https://ogmacomic.com/comic/19 2018-04-01 He's doing his best. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 18: Negligent Nomenclature https://ogmacomic.com/comic/18 2018-04-01 Mr. Turtle hugs are the best hugs. Gnome's Journal Page 10: The Ministry of Frog https://ogmacomic.com/journal/10 2018-03-30 Gnome's Journal Page 09: A Bit of Traditional Painting for Once https://ogmacomic.com/journal/9 2018-03-26 Gnome's Journal Page 08: Struggling with Sapience https://ogmacomic.com/journal/8 2018-03-23 Gnome's Journal Page 07: The Naming of Wells https://ogmacomic.com/journal/7 2018-03-19 Gnome's Journal Page 06: People, Places, and Things https://ogmacomic.com/journal/6 2018-03-16 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 17: For You! https://ogmacomic.com/comic/17 2018-03-15 "Does your book have a plant called chokegnome?" "No, but it sounds interesting. what does it do?" "Gurgle mostly." Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 16: Crazy Like Me https://ogmacomic.com/comic/16 2018-03-15 Mr. Turtle the Tortoise sat up. It was then that he realized he was sitting up. "Well that's interesting," he remarked. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 15: A Funny Prank https://ogmacomic.com/comic/15 2018-03-15 That would look great over a fireplace. Gnome's Journal Page 05: Raccoon Conspiracy https://ogmacomic.com/journal/5 2018-03-12 Gnome's Journal Page 04: The Denizens of the Enchanted Forest https://ogmacomic.com/journal/4 2018-03-09 Gnome's Journal Page 03: On the Subject of Kobolds https://ogmacomic.com/journal/3 2018-03-05 Gnome's Journal Page 02: Stop touching my stuff https://ogmacomic.com/journal/2 2018-03-02 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 14: Playing With Toys https://ogmacomic.com/comic/14 2018-03-01 You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his explosions. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 13: Gator Wranglin' https://ogmacomic.com/comic/13 2018-03-01 She's really not handling this. But I'm not going to be the one to tell her. Gnome's Journal Page 01: Smile for the Camera https://ogmacomic.com/journal/1 2018-02-26 Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 12: Basic Adventuring Skills https://ogmacomic.com/comic/12 2018-02-14 She's a fighter not a geographer! Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 11: Fondling Bottles https://ogmacomic.com/comic/11 2018-02-14 At least Mr. Tortoise is wearing protection. ..Get it? Because he's got a shell? No? God damnit. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 10: I can help? https://ogmacomic.com/comic/10 2018-02-14 Look, there she goes Our lady of green, silver, and gold Her jokes are so lewd I'm blushing too My goodness she's cute and funny to boot I mean... the middle doesn't actually rhyme. But do you think she'll like it? I hope she does... Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 09: The-The Guild https://ogmacomic.com/comic/9 2018-02-14 I once asked Tender to keep his chickens outside for health and safety reasons. He made me sleep in the coop for a week. I still find feathers in my things. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 08: Playing https://ogmacomic.com/comic/8 2018-02-14 Excerpt from: How to Avoid an Orc Rampage Orcs by nature are a rather large and violent people. Some theorize that their great ancestors once stubbed their toe on a peice of furniture and swore vengence on all man made structures. There is also the school of thought that Orcs are giant claustrophobes and destroy buildings as a way to avoid their fears. This however fails to explain the destruction of bridges, chairs, fences and other non wall based structures. Whatever the case may be Orcs break things. Many things. Large or small. It is our advice to you, should you encounter an Orc that you- Oh dear. Looks like the rest of the book was destroyed. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 07: I'm Keeping This https://ogmacomic.com/comic/7 2018-02-14 You'd think being so much closer to the ground world make him more observant. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 06: Hoarders https://ogmacomic.com/comic/6 2018-02-14 Everything's a riddle with those scaly, bat-winged jerks, and sometimes they just won't even bother at all. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 05: I Think She Likes You https://ogmacomic.com/comic/5 2018-02-14 Q: How many chickens are in this story exactly? A: However many it takes to make you laugh. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 04: Extra Muscle https://ogmacomic.com/comic/4 2018-02-14 You may want to reconsider. I don't think Gnome comes with any kind of warranty, and you're clearly going to need one. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 03: Ring for Service https://ogmacomic.com/comic/3 2018-02-14 It's probably just beer. Let me check the script. papers rustle Uh oh. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 02: The Temp Guild https://ogmacomic.com/comic/2 2018-02-14 "Dear diary, Today I fell victim to basic economic principles." I still can't believe you want me to narrate for a Gnome. At least the exposition looks nice. Was he really chased by a bear? Oh... right. We get to that later. Orc and Gnome's Mild Adventures Page 01: So the Story Begins https://ogmacomic.com/comic/1 2018-02-14 Like all grand adventures, this one begins in a tavern, with a tankard of ale. But it had better not be grand - Gnome would absolutely hate that.